barbiebimbobaby:

day whatever of quarantine: no brain just horny

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buzzfeed:

pettyartist:

shanexrayn:

cockyhorror:

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

gaypeopletwitter:

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fuckmeethan:

theterrifyingrenegadeteenager:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Not taking my chances.

Fuck that. I’m not changing digging holes for the rest of my life. No. Thank. You.

pussylipgloss:

no one looks more put together than a bitch wearing like 5 necklaces or a bitch wearing maybe 7+ rings

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  • thatdunlife: “Welcøme back. ”
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  • thatdunlife: “Welcøme back. ”

    • thatdunlife:

    Welcøme back.

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    gr8writingtips: “l-e-s-b-o: “Sorry I’m paranoid ” tough luck duck i have never once had an original idea and i don’t plan to start now ”

    gr8writingtips:

    l-e-s-b-o:

    Sorry I’m paranoid

    tough luck duck i have never once had an original idea and i don’t plan to start now

    turing-tested:

    turing-tested:

    if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

    i don’t remember making this post

    overheardpilots:

    tyler joseph rapping for 2 minutes straight, good luck singing this live you cocksucker